In the light of last week’s Guardian story regarding the Wasps’ relaunch plans, the club’s former media manager, Paul Smith, who also followed them for three seasons as Coventry Telegraph Rugby Correspondent, has cast an eye over their proposals…

Lawrence Peter ‘Yogi’ Berra is not an especially well-known figure in English Rugby Union circles.

But for those of us whose Mastermind specialist subject is ‘the Wasps saga from 2014 to the present day,’ one of Berra’s oft-quoted phrases sprung readily to mind this week.

The former New York Yankees’ pitcher, who has more World Series titles to his name than anyone before or since, is credited with first using: ‘It’s déjà vu all over again.’

And following the publication of excellent Guardian rugby writer Rob Kitson’s scoop on the latest instalment in the biggest car crash in English club rugby history, that was my immediate reaction.

According to Kitson, Wasps’ new owner Chris Holland has medium-term plans to develop a new-build complex comprising a 25,000-seat rugby stadium, plus “a hotel, conference facilities and community leisure opportunities.” 

The Guardian also revealed that the Wasps say their “rugby revenues will account for less than 50% of the club’s total revenues by 2028,” while “brand-leveraged revenues from other stadium activities bring in an estimated £7 million a year from 2027 onward.”

Seemingly, those running the business aim to return to the Premiership in September 2025, two years prior to this new facility being operational. In addition, they reportedly believe that in the meantime: “The club’s existing training ground in Henley-in-Arden, Warwickshire, could satisfy the criteria to stage competitive league matches.”

This leaked story clearly attempts to combat mounting social media angst regarding the air silence, which has enveloped Wasps since the RFU provisionally agreed the club’s return to the Championship next September.

But for those who have stayed close to the acrimonious saga since the two-time European champions folded into receivership shortly after the start of the current season with reported debts of £110 million, the proposals raise more questions than they answer.

By being offered a provisional Championship spot, the former Ricoh Arena club avoided the fate of the Worcester Warriors, whose resurrection bid was summarily rejected by Twickenham.

This suggests that the Wasps’ proposal is credible – but there is little hard evidence to confirm just how close they are to making the transition from planning stage to reality. 

Indeed, four months ahead of the 2023-2024 kickoff, those remaining faithful to the black-and-gold’s hopes of making a professional, or semi-professional, return have precious little by way of infrastructure, personnel or even PR content to which to cling.

Having recently visited the Coventry Building Society Arena, I can confirm all evidence of Wasps’ ownership of the 35,000-seater stadium has disappeared. With the venue now on Mike Ashley’s asset register, and his football club tenants, Coventry City, riding high in the English Championship in front of 20,000-plus crowds, there seems little likelihood of this situation changing.

While the Sky Blues are in seventh place in their table, following a brilliant second half of the season which saw them draw with Jersey and beat Ealing, Coventry Rugby already knows it will finish third in English rugby’s second tier – their highest placing since being relegated from the fledgling Courage League Division One in the late 1980s.

Both clubs, therefore, are on the crest of a wave and – as social media reflects – it is fair to say there is limited appetite among the city’s sports lovers for a Wasps return.

Indeed, many believe the former Premiership giants should follow the example of other failed clubs, including Warwickshire neighbors, the Rugby Lions, Richmond and London Welsh and begin their new life among amateur clubs at the base of the English pyramid.

And as Coventry Rugby Chief Executive Nick Johnston has consistently pointed out to anyone willing to listen, if the Wasps are not returning to the Coventry Building Society Arena, according to RFU regulations, this is the immediate future the phoenix club should face.

Depending on your viewpoint, by accepting that, the Wasps will occupy their fourth home venue since leaving Sudbury, English rugby’s governing body is displaying empathy for a struggling former giant or bending over backward to support the old boys network.

Either way, for Holland’s club to be in a position to accept the leg up the RFU is offering, and play in the Championship, they need a suitable home ground – and quickly.

In the last few months, we have heard National League football club Solihull Moors’ Damson Lane ground and Worcester’s Sixways home mooted as possible groundshare options, but in truth, neither represents an especially attractive commercial proposition.

Both are some distance from the club’s fan base – or what remains of it – in West London, Wycombe and Coventry. Hiring a ground also incurs cost, bar and catering revenues are at best likely to be shared with landlords, while few merchandising, club shop, corporate sales or advertising opportunities can be generated in a venue for hire.

This brings us a full circle back to 2014 when the need to own these revenue streams drove Wasps from Wycombe Wanderers’ Adams Park to a then-vacant Ricoh Arena, the purchase of which was funded through an ill-fated bond issue. 

Like the proposed new build facility described by Kitson, Coventry City’s current home has a hotel, casino, exhibition hall and conferencing capabilities, which Wasps believed would fund loss-making Premiership rugby.

The club’s debts at this point were around £10 million – after eight years as owners of the Ricoh, they had increased tenfold. Yet despite Holland being front and center in the collapse of the previous Wasps business as its chief operating officer, he now is seemingly putting forward a carbon-copy solution for the phoenix club located at an unspecified point “on the M40 corridor.”

Whether this is Wycombe – whose council consistently turned down new-build proposals a decade ago – Oxford, where London Welsh generated little interest in Premiership rugby, or closer to their training center in South Warwickshire, seems irrelevant until the Wasps demonstrate how they can make this approach work. 

Déjà vu all over again, or is there a yet-to-emerge cunning plan?

Big question marks must also surround the leaked proposal’s interim ground solution. 

Having taken my daughter on many occasions to Henley-in-Arden when the training facility Holland now owns was a site operated by Warwickshire College, I seriously question the village’s suitability to host a sporting occasion of any size.

In 2019, the pressure group Henley Sports Centre Alliance made an ultimately futile attempt to stop the local council selling the college site – which was formerly also used by a number of community sports clubs – to Wasps’ directors and among their objections are a number of issues relevant to this proposal.

Though close to the M40, the quaint village of Henley-in-Arden has a tight crossroads in its center, which is a traffic bottleneck when busy. Despite what local estate agents may suggest, is also almost totally inaccessible by public transport from anywhere other than Birmingham.

There also is the question of whether the construction of spectator facilities would be acceptable to the local council and those who live nearby. While temporary stands for a few hundred may be a satisfactory compromise when Hartpury or Caldy visit, the derby with Coventry or a future visit of a relegated Premiership club (which last year would theoretically have been Bath) is a different matter.

Moving to the question of the new club’s available funding, informed local sources suggest that Holland paid around £150,000 to buy the goodwill associated with the Wasps name, plus some memorabilia from the receivers.

However, even if the £20 million-plus owed by the failed business to HMRC, and the Government’s COVID survival fund for sports clubs is written off, financial experts believe that for the new club to become a viable concern, a big cash injection is still required.

Their analysis suggests that the club’s new owners need at least £5 million to both meet the RFU’s stipulation that phoenix companies repay their predecessor’s rugby-related debts in full and keep enough working capital with which to restart life and play for a year as groundshare tenants in the Championship.

Before believing that the new Wasps entity is ‘real,’ sceptics understandably need to see some evidence that this level of financial support exists in the here and now. Until this happens, the huge levels of longer-term funding, which a new build venue would require, are a question for the future.

The announcement of the beginnings of a playing and coaching infrastructure also would go some way to allay concerns regarding the plausibility of Wasps being in the Championship in September.

Since the RFU’s January announcement, social media been alive with speculation regarding the return as a player-coach of former Wasps’ greats, such as Leicester’s Jimmy Gopperth or the recently-retired Joe Simpson. 

However, it seems a more cost-effective, semi-pro setup, featuring local players, is a more realistic option for getting a new club off the ground.

A few Wasps players who were made redundant in the autumn, but are yet to sign with other clubs, are potential candidates, providing the new club can outbid other Championship or National One suitors for their services. 

According to a couple who are in this situation, no such approaches have yet been made.

Following the emergence of the Solihull groundshare proposal, both Coventry and National One Birmingham Moseley privately expressed concerns about losing players to Wasps. However, having spoken to various management and playing staff at both clubs it seems these fears are to date unfounded.

Presumably in another attempt to calm speculation regarding the seeming lack of progress, Wasps charismatic and well-known former kitman Pudsey Bevan who has retained a role with the new club in charge of the training facilities currently being used by football club Birmingham City has tweeted that the re-establishment of the club’s social media presence is being slowed by issues with the receiver.

Along with the reported presence in the background of former big-names stars, such as Kenny Logan, this gives fans a straw to clutch at even in the face of a proposal which could be described as déjà vu all over again.

But things could be worse – since as Yogi allegedly also once said: “Things ain’t over ‘til they’re over.”